Male/21/Texas
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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- First day on tumblr: What this is boring what do I do with this?
- The next week: I'm never leaving this place this is the best thing that has ever happened to me
twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:
Power Rangers by Mikie Daniel
KKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how pleased the momma duck looks in the pic where she’s standing on the dude. Like, “He’s savin’ my babies!”
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Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.
Indeed.
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give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
you fucking people
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
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tumblr user muttins has the right idea
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